using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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