I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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