Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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