Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
