His pubic hair was longer than his dick
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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