I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.