No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing