Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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