well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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