Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
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he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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