elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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