1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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