let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
