just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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