Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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