i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
