I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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