problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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