ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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