I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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