they need to just BURY HIM!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
