My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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