i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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