its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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