My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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