yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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