ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Holy shit dude........stairs
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
