Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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