i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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