Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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