Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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