"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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