"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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