it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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