I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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