you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
farters have to be the big spoon...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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