I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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