5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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