girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Randomize
