I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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