Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
smell my finger.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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