How'd it feel making her break her religion?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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