Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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