i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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