Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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