I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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