I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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