Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Don't tell me you're on acid again
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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