it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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