writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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