Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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