Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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