So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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