I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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