CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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