I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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