He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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