So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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